Silly Drunky Drunks

[fignewton]

So Friday was the last night of my current gig, and i had the drunk guy try to tell me why triggers are a bad idea. I love that conversation.
I just wanted to let you know that I am "Not a real drummer, I am a cheat....and then he fell off the stage."
Is that bad??

[dschrammie]

*hic* lemme tellya sumpin abow yer sedup *hic*...issfer li'l cheedin' sumsabishes tha can't play nuthin...*hic*...an' anuther thing...*hic*...*burp*....I gotta....WHOAAAA!!!!!

whu the fug?...di'anybuddy see tha'guy throw me of' the stage?...Ow....shi'....I'm'unna kill tha'guy...bu'firs I gotta.....BLUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGH!

Oh loogit tha'.....corn.

[ghostman]

too bad Shrammie wasn't there. He has a brick! That woulda taken care of the drunk. triggers = cheatin'. Yay! I been cheatin'.

[fignewton]

sumsabishes

Just spit out what i was drinking